Humour Page of the MonthFor July, 2018 - A new page is posted around the beginning of each month.
Phrases of Humour and Wisdom:
I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality.
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage in it.
A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down.
Women like the simplest things in life...men.
Never attribute to malice what can by adequately explained by stupidity.
Real life isnt like this.
Talent does what it can, genius does what it must, I do what Im paid to do.
The one who dies with the most toys wins.
Be different, act normal.
If you dont understand my silence you wont understand my words.
Love means having to say youre sorry every five minutes.
Love is not enough, but is sure helps.
I may not always be perfect, but Im always me.
Never offend with style when you can offend with substance.
Conform, go crazy, or become an artist.
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
Still crazy after all these years.
You can lead a horticulture, but you cant make her think.
The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear,
but because it gave pleasure to the spectator.
Are you making this up as you go along?
No question is so difficult as one to which the answer is obvious.
I never argue with fools. People might not know the difference.
Once you accept his assumptions even a madman seems reasonable.
When its you against the world, back the world.
Hard work may not kill me, but why take chances.
He who laughs last probably didnt get the joke.
Ive heard that money cant buy happiness, but Id like to find out for myself.
I do my best to be just who I am, but everybody wants me to be just like them.
Dont take life too seriously. Youll never get out of it alive.
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This page posted July, 2018.