Humour Page of the MonthFor February, 2018 - A new page is posted around the beginning of each month.
Phrases of Humour and Wisdom:
Research is what Im doing when I dont know what Im doing.
No matter where you go... there you are
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
Laws of Computer Programming and Politics:
If there were no such thing as gravity, the earth would fly off into space!
Be alert - The world is short of lerts!
Insanity is hereditary, You get it from your children.
You can tune a piano, but you cant tuna fish.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Gravity doesnt exist: the earth sucks.
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Weilers Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesnt have to do it himself.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
Zymurgys First Law of Evolving System Dynamics: Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
Byes First Law of Model Railroading: Anytime you wish to demonstrate something, the number of faults encountered is proportional to the number of viewers.
Patron: Commonly a wretch who supports with insolence, and is paid with
To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of ones voice.
An ambassador is a man of virtue sent to lie abroad for his country;
a news-writer is a man without virtue who lies at home for himself.
Beam me up, Scotty. Theres no intelligent life down here.
Pardon me, but youve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
Time flies when you dont know what youre doing.
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This page posted February, 2018.