Humour Page of the MonthFor June, 2021 - A new page is posted around the beginning of each month.
Phrases of Humour and Wisdom:
Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics.
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception
Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let
wasps and hornets break through.
I speak French, but Frenchmen always pretend they dont understand
what Im saying.
Gentlemen, you cant fight in here, this is the war room!
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
What doesnt kill me makes me stronger.
I used to be lost in the shuffle, now I just shuffle along with the lost.
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
Love your enemies. Itll make em crazy.
I dont have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task
completely overwhelm me.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Sorry but my karma just ran over your dogma.
Why be difficult when with just a little effort you can be impossible?
Oh Lord, help my words be gracious and tender, for tomorrow I may have to eat them.
When you help someone up a hill you get nearer the top yourself.
It seems to me that your antenna doesnt bring in too many stations anymore.
Its been real and its been fun, but it hasnt been real fun.
We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
Dont ask me any questions. I just might tell you the truth.
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
If youre not an idealist at 20 you have no heart, but if youre still an idealist at 30 you have no head.
Why listen to reason when insanity prevails.
I know you think you understood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.
Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.
One person with courage makes a majority.
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This page posted June, 2021.