Humour Page of the MonthFor July, 2019 - A new page is posted around the beginning of each month.
Phrases of Humour and Wisdom:
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about
Confound these ancestors.... Theyve stolen our best ideas!
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Life is complex. It consists of real and imaginary parts.
Compromise is simply when we change the answer to fit the question
Have you not noticed before now, that babies and babyish people who
cannot distinguish themselves from the world, speak of themselves in the Third
As far as we know, our computer has had no undetected errors
Behind every argument is someones ignorance
Good friends and fish stink after 3 days.
Help fight continental drift...
Man do not mind bust in mouth if provided by beautiful voluptuous lady!
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
If you want a friend, then be a friend.
Build bridges instead of walls and you will have a friend.
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds;
the pessimist fears this is true.
It is the sick oyster which possesses the pearl.
Support Mental Health Or It will kill you.
And that was the end of Grogan, the man who killed my father,
raped and murdered my sister, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and
stole my Bible!
He reminds me of the man who murdered both his parents, and then, when
sentence was about to be pronounced, pleaded for mercy on the grounds
that he was an orphan.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Marriage causes dating problems.
Its better to divorce than to murder.
If at first you dont succeed, youre doing about average!
Literature Index < back to Return to Top next to > Noticeboard
This page posted July, 2019.