Humour Page of the Month

Phrases of Humour and Wisdom:

Neutrinos have bad breadth.

Programmers get overlaid.

Reality is for people who can’t face science fiction.

Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

Friction is a drag.

Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8.

Biology grows on you.

Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

A man’s best friend is his dogma.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. “A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money”
- Everett Dirksen

“There are a lot of lies going around.... and half of them are true.”
- Winston Churchill

“Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on...”
- Winston Churchill

“Pioneering basically amounts to finding new and more horrible ways to die”
- John W. Campbell

“That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest”
- Thoreau

You can be in my dreams, if I can be in yours.
- Bob Dylan

Digital circuits are made from analog parts.

Pretend to spank me - I’m a pseudo-masochist!

Go climb a gravity well.

He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.

Gravity brings me down.

Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.

He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance.

The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.

Our wildest dreams sometimes result in our greatest endeavors.

When everyone agrees around here, it means that something must be wrong.

To be different is often a wonderful thing.

Mama told me there’d be years like these.

Nothing was ever accomplished by a reasonable person.