Humour Page of the MonthFor March, 2018 - A new page is posted around the beginning of each month.
Phrases of Humour and Wisdom:
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the
opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
Just because everything is different doesnt mean anything has changed.
Its not the size of the ship, its the size of the waves.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Wolfgangs Third Law: It cant work.
If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear
the sounds of a restaurant.
The Fourth Law of Computing: On a slow day, you can wait forever.
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Borens Law: When in doubt, mumble.
A lie in time saves nine.
God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
What makes us so bitter against people who outwit us is that they think themselves cleverer than we are.
What passes for womans intuition is often nothing more
than mans transparency.
Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen.
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who
dares not is a slave.
Its no use crying over spilt milk; it only makes it salty for the cat.
It never will rain roses; when we want to have more roses we must plant
Im the person your mother warned you about.
Oats: a grain which is commonly given to horses, but in Scotland supports
I used to be disgusted, now, Im just amused.
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
You can live outside the law, but you must be honest.
There is no excuse for laziness, but Im working on it.
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This page posted March, 2018.