Humour Page of the MonthFor November, 2022 - A new page is posted around the beginning of each month.
Phrases of Humour and Wisdom:
When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve
it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality.
If youve seen one city slum, youve seen them all.
If youve seen one redwood, youve seen them all.
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
He who shits on the road will meet flies on his return.
Any smoothly functioning technology will have the appearence of magic.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears.
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough.
The chicken was the eggs idea for getting more eggs.
A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist.
What happens to your fist when you open your hand?
Maybe Im lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the
The more you know, the less you think you know.
If the rich could hire other people to die for them, the poor could
make a wonderful living.
Pretend to spank me - Im a pseudo-masochist!
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
Chaste makes waste.
Neutrinos have bad breadth.
If it were not for space, all matter would be jammed together in one lump and that lump wouldnt take up any room.
Programmers get overlaid.
Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
Schizophrenia sure beats being alone.
Kiss me twice. Im schizophrenic.
When choosing between two evils I always like to take the one
Ive never tried before.
You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys.
I used to be an adult before I grew up.
Its never too late to have a happy childhood.
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