Humour Page of the Month

Phrases of Humour and Wisdom:

Work and play should be kept separate; never work if there is important playing that needs to be done.

Living on EARTH may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the SUN .

COPY UNIVERSE::[GALAXY]EARTH.SOL HOLE::[BLACK]

Law of Life’s Highway: If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!

Celibacy is not Hereditary

Bumper sticker seen on toyota corolla - my other car is a real ota !

Try to establish a life style that does not require your presence

There are only two types of matter in the universe... “regular matter” and “doesn't matter”.

Being in debt is one way of proving that it is possible to have less than nothing.

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
- ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
- ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT

Quote for the day: “                                            ”
- Marcel Marceau

A banker will lend you money only if you can prove you don’t need it.
- Anon

If you turn on the light quickly enough you can see what the dark looks like.
- Anon

Some men are discovered; others are found out.

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.

As of next Tuesday, LISP will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update your programs appropriately.

Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed. Certain old men prefer to rise at about that time, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach, and otherwise mortifying the flesh. They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy health and ripe years; the truth being that they are hearty and old, not because of their habits, but in spite of them. The reason we find only robust persons doing this thing is that it has killed all the others who have tried it.
- Lazarus Long

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.