Humour Page of the MonthFor April, 2017 - A new page is posted around the beginning of each month.
Phrases of Humour and Wisdom:
Work and play should be kept separate; never work if there is important playing that needs to be done.
Living on EARTH may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the SUN .
COPY UNIVERSE::[GALAXY]EARTH.SOL HOLE::[BLACK]
Law of Lifes Highway: If everything is coming your way, youre in the wrong lane!
Celibacy is not Hereditary
Bumper sticker seen on toyota corolla - my other car is a real ota !
Try to establish a life style that does not require your presence
There are only two types of matter in the universe... regular matter and doesn't matter.
Being in debt is one way of proving that it is possible to have less than nothing.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you
hit the target.
Quote for the day:
A banker will lend you money only if you can prove you dont need it.
If you turn on the light quickly enough you can see what the dark looks
Some men are discovered; others are found out.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
As of next Tuesday, LISP will be flushed in favor of COBOL. Please update your programs appropriately.
Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed. Certain old men prefer
to rise at about that time, taking a cold bath and a long walk
with an empty stomach, and otherwise mortifying the flesh. They
then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their
sturdy health and ripe years; the truth being that they are
hearty and old, not because of their habits, but in spite of
them. The reason we find only robust persons doing this thing
is that it has killed all the others who have tried it.
Id like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
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This page posted April, 2017.