Humour Page of the MonthFor April, 2024 - A new page is posted around the beginning of each month.Phrases of Humour and Wisdom:Profanity is the language most programmers know best If you cant learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting. The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs. If Karl, instead of writing a lot about capital, had made a lot of
it ... it would have been much better. Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid responsibility? Good decisions come from experience. Happiness descended upon him. He didnt even have time to step aside. A mid-air collision can seriously erode climb performance To refuse to decide is a decision To be positive is to be wrong at the top of ones voice Pink slips are an extremely effective means of communication. The least pain in our little finger gives us more concern and uneasiness
than the destruction of millions of our fellow human beings. I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of
oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate
commerce. Honest Officer, had I known my health stood in jeopardy I would never
had lit one. I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder not to see them
ashamed. He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly
delightful. When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue
is not hereditary. There is intelligent life on Earth, but Im just visiting. I dont know, I dont care and it doesnt make any difference. Just because youre paranoid doent mean theyre not out to get you. Here I am again at the penitentiary of insanity and stress. Sacred cows make great hamburgers. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. Literature Index < back to Return to Top next to > Noticeboard This page posted April, 2024. |